It is 10pm on New Year's Eve and I want to go to bed.
I just got very depressed and ran from the room and howled in despair when Mr. Kallisti chased after me with a bottle of sparkling wine. "I'm sorry!" I wailed. Sorry that I no longer lived the rock and roll lifestyle. Sorry that I couldn't even stay up til Midnight on NYE to have a glass of sparkling wine in a pink rose encrusted goblet from the Madonna Inn. "I swear, I used to drink a lot! And every night, all night!" I wept. "I could shoot vomit from across the room and still hit the toilet!" I cried, burying my face into his shoulder. "It barely made a splash outside the bowl..." my voice trailed off.
Sigh. That was over ten years ago now. I'd left like Cinderella from the ball, hailing a cab outside a friend's apartment in the Castro to get home before the vomit flew. I'd made a vow as a teenager to never let your friends see you hurl. After sixteen candy flavored jello shots and half of a log of port wine cheese in the shape of a venus de villendorf I was certain it was coming. Liz, remember that party? I think that was the Gorey party at Autumn & John's, circa 1994.
After my sob fest I had the Mr. pour me some of that sparklin' wine. I'm having about 4 oz. before I go to bed. Fuck it. I've had my rock and roll. Now I get to be happy.









